The Last Word In Who Could Beat Who

Tremor Brothers Vs Boondock Saints

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The Combatants:

The Tremor Brothers (Darwin, Jeeves, and Lester) are mean as shit, dangerous as hell, and will go megaton at the drop of a hat. They are experts of Scorched Earth tactics and have received black ops training. On the job, the Tremor Brothers incorporate are large arsenal of weapons that include but are not limited to grease guns, shotguns, handguns, explosives, machetes, axes and chainsaws — and  in a pinch they can, and will, resort to Jeeves’ strength and Darwin’s knowledge of pressure points.

The Boondock Saints are the McManus brothers, Connor and Murphy, who experience a “calling” from god to punish the wicked. They’ve since proceeded to hunt down criminals of every caliber, leaving behind a toll for the ferryman and a load of spent bullets. Joined by their father, Il Duce, in their righteous quest, the Saints cleanse Boston of crime in a holy fashion, “Old Testament” style. They dispense their godly justice utilizing semiautomatic handguns, revolvers, and shotguns.

The Set Up:

For this clash, Connor, Murphy, and Il Duce have just taken out the underboss of the Yakavetta crime family.  In response to the growing threat from the three vigilantes, Papa Joe, the Russian boss, contracts the Tremor brothers to deal with them. The Saints are ambushed by Darwin, Jeeves, and Lester as they are breaking into one of the mob’s clubs. The Tremor brothers are armed to the teeth, while the McManus brothers, and Il Duce have come  prepared for a fight. So, who takes this, the devil’s own, or the hand of god?

Resources:

Smokin’ Aces (film)

The Boondock Saints (film)


6 Responses

  1. The Tremors.

    February 24, 2016 at 3:23 pm

  2. 12345

    Il duce alone would be able to give them a decent fight with the four guns in his vest pumping lead into them I mean hell he came close to taking out his sons and rocco add the sons with papa and they would win undoubtedly they always do even when their plan fucks up

    May 11, 2015 at 12:08 am

  3. The Witch-King of Angmar

    No lie the Saints do bring a lot to the table, but the Tremors are the Tremors. If Batman, Chuck Norris and Master Chief were crazy neo-nazi assassins they would be the Tremors. DARWIN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    March 23, 2012 at 10:39 pm

  4. DanoTehWolfman

    Hands down, the McManus brothers would hand the Tremors their butts on a platter. Seriously, a lot of the “dumb luck” that the Boondock Saints seem to have in their movies is actually just plain skill. Although I am not saying that the Tremors are unskilled, I am saying that their bum-rush tactics are too varied, too uncontrolled to truly take down the Saints. Yes, the battle would be bloody, violent and more than likely both sides will take their fair share of bullets. The bottom line is that although the Saints will likely riddle you with bullets, they do so knowing they’re hitting all the vital areas. The rest is just extra. As far as the Tremors go, they shoot, stab and butcher until the body stops moving. The Saints wouldn’t give those rednecks the chance to get near enough to start their melee tactics.

    December 19, 2011 at 2:47 pm

  5. Red

    The Tremor Brothers will kick the living crap out of the Boondock Saints in about ten minutes. Jeeves alone is a one-man killing machine. Add to that the fact that Lester is a genius when it comes to explosives and mechanical engineering and the fact that Darwin is batshit insane and nigh unstoppable with those fast-as-lightening machetes and you have a trio of Pure Death.

    Front row seat, please. And get me a plastic sheet so I don’t stain my blouse.

    December 9, 2011 at 5:50 am

  6. The saints will murder the tremor brothers… I mean there is no question about it.

    First off is the experience, Noah has decades of experince while the brothers have some para military training.
    Second is the mindset, Tremors kill for money while the saints kill for justice and for God.
    Third is style, the saints are not cocky and not brutaly insane, they’re stealthy and they plan things out.
    And forth is the equipment, they buy gear from independent, underground sources which means the gear they buy is custum made and not made of progoverment crap.

    June 28, 2011 at 9:56 pm

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